Let my fingers just run wild
And caress you like a child
Let me stroke your hairy back
While you ogle at my rack

Can you feel your attraction
Your tiny mind’s distraction
Just approach and be bold
Let me practice my choke hold

I will pull off one by one
All your limbs so you can’t run
Then I’ll bite you clear in half
Just like a sacrificial calf

So get your ass into my arm
I only mean the utmost harm
But the pull of my luscious loin
Will fatally attract your groin

You will come to your demise
And that is why I do despise
Your eight beady little eyes

You think that you’re a rodeo rider
But all you are is a doomed male spider